[HQ] Z100 Elvis Duran | July 21, 2014 | New York City
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it
The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME
What’s the tallest buildings in your city?
THE LIBRARY BECAUSE IT HAS THE MOST STORIES
I can’t believe I’m being punder arrest.
im just sad and lonely and bad at math
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks
This one never gets old.
damn straight amy poehler
Prince George + Text Posts
*throws lamp at you* you need to lighten the fuck up
John O’Callaghan (via wordsthat-speak)